Coffin Pool Floats (With Lids) Are Out In Time For Summer

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Aug 28, 2020 2:00 PM EDT

You know that feeling of lying on your unicorn pool float, cocktail in hand, looking up at the sky and wishing you were encased in a giant inflatable coffin instead? Yeah, me neither. But apparently, some did wish that because you can now buy giant coffin-shaped pool floats, complete with lids - the perfect summertime accessory. You can find them here for those of you who are brave enough to purchase this bizarre piece of equipment. But for those who fear drowning and being buried alive, welcome to your worst nightmare.

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